“there used to be a me - but i had it surgically removed”
Peter Sellers
“Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand.”
Chinese Proverbs
“Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day.”
John Mayer
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect-- But tell me the truth.”
Shel Silverstein
“If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough”
Albert Einstein
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
