“A person with no back bone, education, or sense of direction in their life will often conclude that ass kissing is a wise career choice whereas that is the path where they eventually get what's coming to them, a shitty end.”
John Frank
“The Goddess Fortune is the devil's servant, ready to kiss any one's ass.”
William Blake
“Will, does it hurt your back....kissing your own ass like that?”
Will & Grace
“Nobody's kissing my ass, unfortunately. I could use a little. But then again, my personality isn't conducive to butt-kissing.”
Christina Ricci
“Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ”
Heinrich Heine
“I would like to take this opportunity [on Letterman] just to tell the press to KISS MY SKINNY WHITE ASS!"”
Calista Flockhart
“Our record is all finished, ... It's mastered, and now I have to come up with artwork and a kiss-ass video for MTV. They never play our stuff anyway, so it's just a gesture. We'll pantomime through some ridiculous situation on film and the record will come out at the end of the year. It's going to be a release that no one will hear.”
Henry Rollins
