“The irony of the pot calling the kettle black. Where's the pun in that?”
Rain Bojangles
“It is better to be redundant than remiss.”
“Think before you speak. You might need to remember what you said.”
“Babies are nature's way of ensuring that men and women will always have something in common.”
“Intentionally using the quotes of others without author attribution is plagiarism and contributes to illiteracy.”
“Most people think there is a God, but God is not what most people think.”
“Smile. You might be happier than you think.”