“You can't fix stupid but you can damn sure modify it!”
Chris Patterson
“When it comes to my life I have always been an optimist. My door is always open, and My pants are always down.”
marie katra
“Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all”
George M. Cohan
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
“The world is not respectable; it is mortal, tormented, confused, deluded forever; but it is shot through with beauty, with love, with glints of courage and laughter; and in these, the spirit blooms.”
Contributed by: Michelle
George Santayana
“I prefer to stay away from religion matter. Not I am an atheist nor religious, I wouldn't even want to talk about it. Today, many has fallen to rage and vengeance from the opposing minds and foreign way of understanding. Religion isn't an teaching anymore, it just something you fight for because we are hungry and frighten.”
“The world should really try laughing more often, no matter how dark the joke is. The world is dark enough.”