“Dyslexic satan worshipers think they're worshipping Santa.”
Justine Vogt
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
Victor Borge
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live”
George Carlin
“Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.”
Gary Allan
“If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus”
Jack Handy
“I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.”
Dick Gregory
“Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exists, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy.”
Charles A. Dana
