“Judo is like a ballet, except there's no music,and the dancers knock each other down."”
Female Imagination
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
Justin Murtey
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
Rain Bojangles
“Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.”
Robin Williams
“To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other”
Jack Handy
“He loved the ballet more than he loved sports. He would always make a point to see it when we were in New York or Chicago and certainly at home in San Francisco.”
Scotty Stirling
“All the music from the ballet I found to be expressive and easy on the ears. I like variety . . . I am a child of too much television.”
James Buckley
