“I believe religion is a major malfunction. It's the Titanic of planet Earth, and without question, Robin Hood in reverse.”
Bobby W. Miller
“The truth might not set you free, but it’ll get you hate mail and strange titles.”
“Who is this Pat Condell? He's my friend. He likes his beer; He adores England and respects North America. He can be crude or extremely elegant, and best of all, he despises dogma and the leeches who spout it and the fools who follow the likes of Jones, Falwell, Kennedy, Swaggart, Copeland, Bakker and Hinn.”
“All non-believers who have a comfortable lifestyle had better be glad there’s something that provides at least 90% of these 2.1 billion wildebeest, a/k/a Christians, with pleasure and gives them a reason to hope for a better deal next time. There isn’t a safe place on this planet to raise a family now. You take Jesus out of the equation and we’d no longer live in homes and drive cars…we’d live in compounds and drive tanks.”
“Morality is only for ordinary people. Politicians, judges and law enforcement officers have no use for it. They prefer to think and act like those they arrest and judge. They like to say, 'To catch a crook, think like a crook.' The problem with that is, it's habit forming. You become like you think.”
“While the citizens of the U.S. cannot handle success very well since we don't know the meaning of the word humility. We are at our very best when we are chin deep in shit.”
“In a perfect world, religious fools will kill each other off for bragging rights, which forces me to believe planet Earth is getting close to perfection.”
