“2 pebbles chatting each other up in a bar first says "are you married ?" second says , "No im shingle"”
Female Imagination
“No good sir, I'm not trying to steal your lady. Your lady is trying to steal my heart.”
Jeremy Cheatwood
“We were on the front side of the house. And we were just starting to put shingles down on the roof. And then on the back side of the house, Tom was climbing up the ladder and then we just all of a sudden heard somebody fall.”
Brandon Gilbert
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“It's like having half the shingles finished on your roof. It's only going to keep you partly dry.”
Barry Martin
“Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without one.”
Chinese Proverbs
“The pebble in the brook secretly thinks itself a precious stone”
Japanese Proverb
