“It's his birthday! He gets extra apples.”
Britta Meissner
“I am a NEW YORKER which means i work full time and live my life part time”
Kenneth waters Jr
“I think they can get by. You put a bad apple in with a bunch of good apples, and it's just a matter of time before the other apples spoil.”
Derek Smith
“You can't blame the bear. They've probably been hitting those apple orchards for 100 years. Apples are high in sugar and make their way into fat stores. We have several bears who gain weight over the winter.”
Carl Lackey
“Now that elms are rare, woolly apple aphids usually live on apples throughout the year.”
Janet Murphy
“Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?”
Chuck Palahniuk
“The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe!”
Dorothy Parker
