“I have been devaluing my time for years based on the theory that one day I won't be able to afford to work.”
Rain Bojangles
“A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself”
Jessamyn West
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
Justin Murtey
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
“A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and truth in front of patriotic passion”
Henry Louis Mencken
“If they can't swallow facts, let them eat fiction.”
“No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities.”
Christian Nevell Bovee
