“In your 20's you dress to impress men. In your 40's you dress for business. In your 80's you dress for the bathroom.”
Betty White
“Old age ain't no place for sissies.”
Henry Louis Mencken
“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.”
Victor Hugo
“We can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you.”
Mark Twain
“All would live long; but none would be old”
Benjamin Franklin
“I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old age.”
Voltaire
“To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.”
Bernard M. Baruch