“If he is in fact 'unhappy in his relationship' it's not your job to console him. If his chick 'doesn't understand him' it's not your job to psychoanalyze him. If she's 'not paying enough attention to him' it's not your job to dote over him. It's certainly not your place to do any other 'job' either, if you catch my drift.”
Joy Maniscalco
“People are like vampires, they suck the best qualities out of people they date. Thats why one day, you eventually become the person your are”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
“No good sir, I'm not trying to steal your lady. Your lady is trying to steal my heart.”
Jeremy Cheatwood
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
“-I wish there was a manual for females [...]. -If there is, I haven't got my copy.”
Ordo and Kal Skirata (in Republic Commando: True Colors by Karen Traviss)
“Is better to be fun and funny, than to be angry and grumpy.”
Philip T.M
