“If a guy tells you he no longer wants to be with you, but he still calls at odd hours of the night to "hang out", don't take that as a sign that he's still interested in you. The only thing he's interested in, is what's in between your thighs.”
Joy Maniscalco
“Is better to be fun and funny, than to be angry and grumpy.”
Philip T.M
“Funny when you like your crushes to talk to you but you are this one who cant barely say a word”
guitarsdepressions
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
“When you figure out the face beneath the mask, the mystery is gone. All that is left is to touch his soul, without notice."”
Christina
“All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.”
Mae West
“Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.”
