“His heart isn't located in his scrotum, and if you subject yourself to bootie call status, expect to be treated like one”
Joy Maniscalco
“People are like vampires, they suck the best qualities out of people they date. Thats why one day, you eventually become the person your are”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
“No good sir, I'm not trying to steal your lady. Your lady is trying to steal my heart.”
Jeremy Cheatwood
“-I wish there was a manual for females [...]. -If there is, I haven't got my copy.”
Ordo and Kal Skirata (in Republic Commando: True Colors by Karen Traviss)
“Is better to be fun and funny, than to be angry and grumpy.”
Philip T.M
