“Public intoxication will get you arrested, but private intoxication makes you an alcoholic.”
Amber Nicole Limbaugh
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
George Carlin
“If tongue didn’t go; a little out of control (after drinking alcohol), then where’s the fun; if steps didn’t, then where’s the fun and if mind did, then where’s the fun.”
Anuroop Tyagi
“Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for instant motor skills.”
Marc Price
“Being drunk is: thinking CLEARLY about almost NOTHING.”
Marie Muhammad
“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
Frank Sinatra
