“If you want to get rid of a doctor spouse, eat apple a day, coz an apple a day keeps all doctors away.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
Albert Einstein
“A married philosopher belongs to comedy.”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.”
“The philosopher has never killed any priests, whereas the priest has killed a great many philosophers.”
Denis Diderot
“All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.”
Ambrose Bierce