“Talented and versatile you say? Nope, just an oral bottom, an anal top and everything in between.”
Quentin Braun
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nerissa irving
“After 15 years of marriage, nothing says "Thanks for all the blowjobs" like a pair of mittens for Christmas.”
Jules Carlysle - Famous Canadian Author & Humorist
“Getting oral sex from an ugly person is like bungee jumping, it's gonna be good, but holy shit, don't look down!”
Laurel Clive
“If the River runs red, use the dirt track!”
James Donnelly
“The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics.”
Christopher Hitchens
“Half of analysis is anal”
Marty Indik
