“A sheer paradox - A nudist wearing a t-shirt saying: 'Nude? … No problem!'”
Quentin Braun
“I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.”
Will Rogers
“He's a total nudist,”
Evangeline Lilly
“Buying a house in cattle country and complaining about cattle is like buying a house in a nudist colony and complaining that people don't wear clothes.”
Warren McMillan
“If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen."”
Jack Handy
“I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated.”
George Bernard Shaw
“No nude, however abstract, should fail to arouse in the spectator some vestige of erotic feeling, even if it be only the faintest shadow - and if it does not do so it is bad art and false morals”
Kenneth Clark
