“If you have a Headache, Do what it says on the Aspirin Bottle: Take one, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN...”
Nasir Khan
“It's a headache and there's no aspirin in the cupboard, ... This one is not going to go away.”
Peter Townsend
“a bottle of aspirin with a bottle of vodka.”
Winona Ryder
“Look at a bottle of say, children's aspirin or your aspirin. Virtually anything has more child protective devices than the firearms in the home.”
Frank Walker
“A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast”
Groucho Marx
“Although research has shown the value of aspirin for people who have had a heart attack or stroke, aspirin regimen therapy is not appropriate for everyone.”
Claude Lenfant
“Aspirin is a drug that has been used for many years - it is well-understood, effective, inexpensive and widely available.”
Jeffrey Berger
