“"Infidelity would end if only The Manhood was detachable and kept locked in possession.”
Nabila Tariq
“When tears fail laughter will prevail”
Beth Rice Curtis
“Don't ever say "never" because there will always be a 1st time!”
Trish Pelaez
“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.”
Mae West
“A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend-and he's a priest.”
Erma Bombeck
“I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then that's boyfriend material for me. Like if we're able to have fun at a gas station. I've had some really good times at gas stations.”
Alyson Hannigan
“My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.”
Alicia Silverstone
