“In a perfect world, religious fools will kill each other off for bragging rights, which forces me to believe planet Earth is getting close to perfection.”
Bobby W. Miller
“Who is this Pat Condell? He's my friend. He likes his beer; He adores England and respects North America. He can be crude or extremely elegant, and best of all, he despises dogma and the leeches who spout it and the fools who follow the likes of Jones, Falwell, Kennedy, Swaggart, Copeland, Bakker and Hinn.”
“All non-believers who have a comfortable lifestyle had better be glad there’s something that provides at least 90% of these 2.1 billion wildebeest, a/k/a Christians, with pleasure and gives them a reason to hope for a better deal next time. There isn’t a safe place on this planet to raise a family now. You take Jesus out of the equation and we’d no longer live in homes and drive cars…we’d live in compounds and drive tanks.”
“I believe religion is a major malfunction. It's the Titanic of planet Earth, and without question, Robin Hood in reverse.”
“Those who advocate secularism and honestly want separation of church and state can't fully appreciate Christopher Hitchens now, but their cause will be without the very best friend it'll ever know after he's gone. It'll truly be a day for mourning.”
“Respect is like the rain, it fills the cracks in the deserts with kindness, and before you know it there is a blade of grass, maybe a wild flower.”
“I have found reading the Bible inspiring and entertaining. If I didn't know better, I would swear that P.T. Barnum, L. Ron Hubbard, and Jules Verne collaborated to give us this wonderful book.”
