“When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone.”
Sean Kevin Sweeney
“When it comes to my life I have always been an optimist. My door is always open, and My pants are always down.”
marie katra
“Live today like it is your last day, Love with all your heart and soul, and Laugh till your belly aches or until you throw up!”
“If you dont get what you want,you wont want what you get.”
Kenneth Elliott Hudson
“If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.”
Conan O'Brien
“I believe if life gives you lemons make lemonade…then find someone that life gave vodka to and have a party.”
Ron White