“Life and the God are like a share market- totally unpredictable and both expert and layman are on an equal footing.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“"Blessed are those, who don't have money to spare for share market, for they shall never loss their sleep". Thus spake, "Share Market Buddha".”
“A man can fool only one person in the world, himself.”
“Sai Baba had said, “To succeed in spirituality, one needs faith and patience.” Both qualities are also required to succeed in share market. In fact, same things are indispensable to succeed anywhere.”
“Share market is a system, wherein company owner, when makes profit, pockets money for himself and shares his joy with his shareholders; however, in a case of loss he swindles money for himself and distributes sorrow among his shareholders”
“If analyst expects that result of stock would exceed expectation, then can it be said that it would exceed the expectation.”
“He invested in beta share markets and that too in beta shares, watching which his beta cells of pancreas got terrified and stopped secreting insulin, causing him diabetes and his scared heart too took a cue and started racing fast, so his doctor put him on beta-blockers.”