“If pulpits denounced the sexualization of women's breasts and preached how God designed and prominently placed them to reflect His own nurturing image in the female (Genesis 1:27; Isaiah 66:11-13), women might start glorifying the Creator by naturally displaying them for their beautiful breastfeeding potential, and retrieve them from exploitation as objects of sexual enticement by the advertizing, fashion, and porn industries.”
David L. Hatton
“Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: A woman having large breasts makes men stupid.”
Rita Rudner
“I would prefer a normal-sized breast, or a small breast or whatever and that it be natural, than to understand that it was just some jelly in there.”
Jeff Koons
“Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.”
Dave Barry
“B is for Breasts Of which ladies have two; Once prized for the function, Now for the view”
Robert Paul Smith
“Out started six officers, seized my bridle, put their pistols to my breast, ordered me to dismount, which I did. One of them, who appeared to have the command there, and much of a gentleman, asked me where I came from; I told him. He asked what time I left . I told him, he seemed surprised, said ''Sir, may I crave your name?'' I answered ''My name is Revere.”
Paul Revere
“Breast and bosoms I have known Of varied shapes and sizes From poignant disappointments To jubilant surprises”
Waldo Pierce
