“When I run out of plans, I pray to God because he always has a plan for me.”
Ryan Kier
“We live a life of atheist strife, then near the grave pray God will save. ”
Richard 'Grimesy' Grimes
“I will surely live to be 150. I am so slow in carrying out God's plan for me that it will take at least that long.”
E.R. Rock
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
Emo Philips
“I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“Please, dear God, don't let me fuck up.”
Alan B. Shepard Jr.
“Us being a praying family, we just said ?they say one thing and God says another?. Grandmother began to pray; she just prayed the whole time.”
Chantell Bean
