“The correlation coefficient between boy before marriage and boy after marriage is always -1.”
Mirtunjay Upadhyay
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
Justin Murtey
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
Rain Bojangles
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey
“Pareto Principle of Night-fall: 80% of night-fall comes form 20% of causes like Megan, Monica..”
“I love it when someone insults me. That means that I don't have to be nice anymore.”
Billy Idol
“An eye can threaten like a loaded and levelled gun, or it can insult like hissing or kicking; or, in its altered mood, by beams of kindness, it can make the heart dance for joy”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
