“I dreamed of meeting prince charming but the Prince of Peace swept me off my feet.”
Debra Roberts
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
“Is better to be fun and funny, than to be angry and grumpy.”
Philip T.M
“I know we only live once. But that doesn't mean live fast and die young. There is more youth six feet under! Than the elderly in nursing homes.”
Philip T. M.
“Funny when you like your crushes to talk to you but you are this one who cant barely say a word”
guitarsdepressions
“When it comes to my life I have always been an optimist. My door is always open, and My pants are always down.”
marie katra
“Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all”
George M. Cohan
