“Pareto Principle of Night-fall: 80% of night-fall comes form 20% of causes like Megan, Monica..”
Mirtunjay Upadhyay
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
“Is better to be fun and funny, than to be angry and grumpy.”
Philip T.M
“Funny when you like your crushes to talk to you but you are this one who cant barely say a word”
guitarsdepressions
“Love those who offend, for they reveal you to yourself.”
Rain Bojangles
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
Mae West
“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
Drew Carey
