“Why don't they serve hot dogs at McDonalds? No one could order a McWeiner with a straight face! Just wait until they ask if you'd like to supersize that!”
Author unknown
“whoever said out with the old in with the new i'm pretty sure they was referring to socks.. not girls”
delesha shantae buford
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
Rain Bojangles
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
Albert Einstein
“I love it when someone insults me. That means that I don't have to be nice anymore.”
Billy Idol
“Clear as mud!”
Ralph Downey III
“The path of enlightenment requires too much cardio.”
Zane McAndrews
