“If more husbands understood the benefits of continuing to date their wife there would be a lot more happy wives, and husbands!”
Kevin Decker
“The first rule of bartending is "I don't know.".”
Christopher R. Wenz
“"Marriage is absolute love and life absolute but only husband and wife can live an absolute marriage."”
Emanouhl
“It was a wife's duty to be interested in whatever interested her husband, whether it was politics, books, or a particular dish for dinner.”
Eleanor Roosevelt
“It appears that ordinary men take wives because possession is not possible without marriage, and that ordinary women accept husbands because marriage is not possible without possession . . .”
Thomas Hardy
“One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.”
Benjamin Franklin
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
Rodney Dangerfield