“The scientific study published in, 'International Journal of Fake Studies', has proven beyond doubt that, all kinds of hairs and particularly black hairs, absorb sun light and thus indirectly contribute to the global warming whereas, shining bald pates reflect sun light back into the atmosphere, thus help to make earthly climate cool. So taking these facts in account, bald persons should be given carbon credits whereas, high taxation should be levied on persons with hair.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“Low fuel taxes will make it hard to fight global warming.”
Dave Wood
“If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer that most people would: nuclear war, global warming and Windows.”
Dave Barry
“The whole (global warming) thing is created to destroy America's free enterprise system and our economic stability”
Jerry Falwell
“The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.”
Dennis Miller
“Some people call it global warming; some people call it climate change. What is the difference?”
Frank Luntz
“Much of the debate over global warming is predicated on fear, rather than science.”
James Inhofe
