“Fat and lazy is an oxymoron, a paradox. It is the hardest job in the world. It pays nothing, every step you carry all that extra fat, costs extra for food and clothes, it reduces the % of those attracted to you dramatically. No vacations, no weekends, not even 90 minutes in a theater without holding your elbows in tightly to your sides to keep from offending a neighboring viewer. Every time you turn over in bed you turn you plus all that extra weight. It is a horrible job. I quit that damn job!”
Lollie Dot Com (yes, legal name change 2004)
“The phrase "domestic cat" is an oxymoron.”
George F. Will
“Privacy on the Internet? That's an oxymoron.”
Catherine Butler
“welcome sexual harassment is an oxymoron.”
Richard Posner
“Big government conservatism is an oxymoron. In 1965 Lyndon Johnson built public housing. Now it looks like we will build trailer parks. This will be defining, in the sense that the neo-cons will end up saying government can do this. The real hero of these people is FDR. I don't happen to believe any of this will work. You can't rebuild New Orleans society.”
David Keene
“It's also an oxymoron because what we see is not real,”
Germaine Greer
“Submarine in the desert. Yeah, an oxymoron if you ever had one.”
Clay Condit
