“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.””
Ashish kumar
“Is better to be fun and funny, than to be angry and grumpy.”
Philip T.M
“Funny when you like your crushes to talk to you but you are this one who cant barely say a word”
guitarsdepressions
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
Justin Murtey
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
Rain Bojangles
“If I was a booger, I would stick onto you”
John Vincent Abraham
