“I'd like to order some Food, Love, Sex, Life, and Happiness..... No Politics please”
nerissa irving
“Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.”
Sophia Loren
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
Johnny Carson
“I do not believe in sex distinction in literature, law, politics, or trade - or that modesty and virtue are more becoming to women than to men, but wish we had more of it everywhere.”
Belva Lockwood
“You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.”
Sex and the City
“I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.”
Erma Bombeck
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
Mae West
