“He fell in love with her hair and married the whole girl, soon he was without hair.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“Is better to be fun and funny, than to be angry and grumpy.”
Philip T.M
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
“Funny when you like your crushes to talk to you but you are this one who cant barely say a word”
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“All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.”
Mae West
“Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.”
“Love is life's end, but never ending. Love is life's wealth, never spent, but ever spending. Love's life's reward, rewarded in rewarding.”
Herbert Spencer
