“When I'm having my baby, my husband will be in the bed next to me getting his ballz waxed. U go feel pain to partna!!”
nerissa irving
“I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.”
Madonna
“Everything in woman hath a solution. It is called pregnancy.”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.”
Queen Victoria
“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament”
Rose F. Kennedy
“A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother's love.”
Thomas C. Haliburton
“It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry”
Henry Louis Mencken
