“Stupid, eh? Yeah, I'm stupid.
Stupid like a fox!”
“(Homer:) Check it out, Erin shaved my head.
(Marge:) You are bald!
(Homer:) Noooo.. Im young person cooool bald, not old person sad bald.”
“(Homer) There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way! (Bart) Isn't that the wrong way? (Homer) Yes, but faster!”
“Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.”
“I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.”
“I have feelings too - like 'My stomach hurts' or 'I'm going crazy!'”
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
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