“Stupid, eh? Yeah, I'm stupid.
Stupid like a fox!”
“(Homer) There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way! (Bart) Isn't that the wrong way? (Homer) Yes, but faster!”
“Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.”
“I have feelings too - like 'My stomach hurts' or 'I'm going crazy!'”
“I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.”
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
“Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”
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