“My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.”
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
“I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-winning”
“I Have a 10,000-Year-Old Brain and the Boogers of a 7-Year-Old”
“Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my shoes, snorted a mile of my coke, drank a vial of my Tigerblood.”
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