“I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body”
Charlie Sheen
“Well, I finally received an award from The Writer’s Guild. 'To author Bob Miller, whose work reads like a morgue report on Wikipedia.'”
Bobby W. Miller
“When it comes to my life I have always been an optimist. My door is always open, and My pants are always down.”
marie katra
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
Rain Bojangles
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
Justin Murtey
“I live in a world, a virtual world. Facebook is my house, Linkedin is my office and Twitter is my playground”
Panchatapa Goswami
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
