“I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.”
Charlie Sheen
“When it comes to my life I have always been an optimist. My door is always open, and My pants are always down.”
marie katra
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
Justin Murtey
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
Rain Bojangles
“My friends and I are debating about optimism, whether the glass is half empty or half full.....Well it really doesnt make a difference to me since all my glasses are paper cups.”
“I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry at my fingertips.”
“I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-winning”
