“Intellect walks away from a hopeless case, but not the idiot. He looks up, sees that he's in a hole, and digs with even more determination.”
Bobby W. Miller
“What possible reason could anyone have for trying to cultivate the friendship of a liar and a coward? Well, one could be in order to rip them off, and that too, leaves me out of the chase.”
“Homo sapiens! Yuck! You contemporary fools laugh at religious and political lies spewed by sociopaths, lies that tether you forever to poverty and mediocrity. Yet, when your ears come upon the truth, the facts of life, you hide your faces and cry, not able to look at your own creations and destiny. You rush off to what isn't instead of what is. I'm glad I haven't yet evolved and embrace your ways. Signed, Homo Erectus.”
“I’ve attended schools in the north and the south and frankly I found our schools far more practical. Take our sex education courses; my sister and I were given homework. And at our house, homework came before play. Mama would make sis and me do it till we got it right.”
“Speaking of the Twin Towers, nothing pleases me more than to see Americans get what they ask for.”
“Facts are collateral damage wherever the talking snake calls home.”
“Sometimes just by changing a couple of words in a paragraph about someone blowing their brains out can give the reader a chuckle and make it all worthwhile.”