“If you are scared you son might be gay, build a big baking soda and vinegar volcano. When you mix the two, pay very careful attention. If your son is sucking dick while this happens, then he is gay.”
Jonny Boi
“ I aint gay, but if i was, i would be 10 times gayer than you could ever be!”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“The penis is pretty great, but personally, I like men's asses.”
Glenn Vietmeier
“When it comes to my life I have always been an optimist. My door is always open, and My pants are always down.”
marie katra
“Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all”
George M. Cohan
“Life sucks and then you die.”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
“Dear Life: YOU SUCK!!”
Mustafa Bakri
