“Theory of Constipation: No offense Mr. Newton - but if I would be you.... I would have proved theory of gravity early morning while it pulls shit out of me ... which concludes Apple causes Constipation...”
electrojit
“He must be a king.Why?He hasn't got shit all over him.”
Monty Python
“Gravity was always there but only Newton noticed, love is always there it just need your Newton, yes that creepy, arrogant, hypocrite, politician who tortured poor Leibniz (the other guy who loves u) [quote from fullbc.in]”
Mirtunjay Upadhyay
“You can't blame gravity for falling in love.”
Albert Einstein
“The first draft of anything is shit”
Ernest Hemingway
“Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.”
Dave Barry
“We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.”
Werner von Braun
