“Oh Sinner! Vain is your attempt to hide your sins, for sins will shine in your life as bald pate shines through the sparse tufts of hair.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“Oh all the balding men of the world! Neither, split your hair nor let your hair down instead, get up to fight against hair experts and hair industries because, you have nothing to loss except hairs, which you are already losing anyway.”
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.”
Sam Ewing
“The guest at the lower end of the middle couch, with three hairs on his bald head and his scalp streaked with pigment, who is digging in his big mouth with a toothpick, is a fraud, Aefulanus, He has no teeth”
Marcus Aurelius
“There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument.”
Mark Twain
“I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair.”
Seneca
“If you're Stan Heath, you're pulling your hair out. Although Stan doesn't have much; he's bald. End of shot clock, fouling a guy shooting a three. Not the smart play by Ferguson.”
Bob Wenzel
