“Shut up, brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip!”
Homer Simpson
“Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”
“Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.”
“With the single exception of Homer, there is no eminent writer, not even Sir Walter Scott, whom I can despise so entirely as I despise Shakespeare when I measure my mind against his”
George Bernard Shaw
“Homer no function beer well without.”
Dan Castellaneta
“Flanders: I think we hit something. Homer: I hope it's Flanders”
“(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”
