“A handshake beats an autograph. Stronger than tweet, mighter than email. Welcome to handshake”
Lily Chatterjee
“Did I just tweet a tweet or would it just be considered tweeting”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“The fact that humans are tweeting more than birds now...is this evolution?”
Amber Nicole Limbaugh
““Fans, Tweets & Likes Are Vanity. ROI Is Sanity. It’s Up To You To Decide How Crazy You Can Afford To Be.””
Lori R Taylor
“Oh brave new world, where mothers don't ask their children how their day was. Facebook and Twitter answered for them.”
Timothy Correa
“Twitter is a pre-alpha release of total cyber telepathy.”
John Knapp
“Im only on twitter because daniel tosh called me a fag because i didnt have an account.. it felt like he was looking right at me”
