“Never argues with idiots. They will drag you down to their level, then beat you up there because they have more experience at being idiots.”
Ken Ndaru
“Never fight all the idiots at once, because even a lion has to run away when he encounters a group of buffaloes’, thus spake Sun Tzu”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“Women have been responsible for the downfall of man, since the beginning of time. Attracted to evil, they truly are the most twisted of creatures. Chaos and destruction rule their world and like idiots, we follow them, to our inevitable demise.”
Enrique Vega
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin
“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
Dave Barry
“He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.”
Douglas Adams
“It's relaxing to go out with my ex-wife because she already knows I'm an idiot.”
Warren Thomas
