“It's a good thing I remembered, because otherwise I would have forgotten.”
Astraea L. Skylar
“Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I may have forgotten this before.”
Stephen Wright
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.”
Jean Baudrillard
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
Johnny Carson
“Your'e going to hate me in a minute. Why waste time?”
Pete McCulloch
“France had neither winter nor summer nor morals - apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country”
Mark Twain