“There is so much mud in this world of mankind that you can't help wonder how there still are rheumatisms...”
Mariana Fulger
“Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
Helen Rowland
“The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.”
Josh Billings
“GOUT, n. A physician's name for the rheumatism of a rich patient.”
Ambrose Bierce
“The world is mud-luscious and mind is a frog, take a leap.”
Lily Chatterjee
“Roses have thorns, and silver fountains mud;Clouds and eclipses stain both moon and sun,And loathsome canker lies in sweetest bud.All men make faults.”
William Shakespeare
“I made all my generals out of mud.”
Napoleon Bonaparte