“I don't wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear it on my hips.”
Shelli Marlow Coley
“For business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity.”
Mark Twain
“I usually try to quote myself, but my editor ends up correcting my punctuation.”
Greg Gazin
“Fat and lazy is an oxymoron, a paradox. It is the hardest job in the world. It pays nothing, every step you carry all that extra fat, costs extra for food and clothes, it reduces the % of those attracted to you dramatically. No vacations, no weekends, not even 90 minutes in a theater without holding your elbows in tightly to your sides to keep from offending a neighboring viewer. Every time you turn over in bed you turn you plus all that extra weight. It is a horrible job. I quit that damn job!”
Lollie Dot Com (yes, legal name change 2004)
“I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.”
Shelly Winters
“Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.”
Anthony Daniels
“If I were overweight because I ate too much, I would have far more of a complex. I would know if I just stopped eating and showed a little discipline I would be thin. But there's not a hell of a lot I can do about being short. You just gotta run with it. ”
Michael J. Fox
